1) You guys drink too much Alcohol.
2) Apple pie moonshine is good.
3) Bring a Camera...and sleeping bag....and clothes...and....
4) Bring fireworks....what's alcohol without fireworks?
5) Leave for badland very early in the day.
6) If you leave badland after midnight, don't count on remembering your drive home.
7) Taco bell gives you gas.
8) Why buy air fresheners when you can just crack open the window while flying down the highway at 75mph.